I Hate You

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Bingo.\n\n<<endif>>I guess you can learn after all.\n\n[[Well.\n\nThat's certainly cliche.|Unoriginal]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

[[Me?|Bingo]]

<<if passage() != "Fine">>D<<else>>d<<endif>>id I mention that you're unoriginal?\n\nBecause I definitely should have by now.\n\n[[So... I hate myself.\n\nI hate myself?|I hate myself]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Well, <<endif>>who do you think I am?\n\n[[Uh...|Don't Know]]\n\n[[Are you someone from my past?|Don't Know]]\n\n[[One of my friends?|Don't Know]]\n\n[[One of my enemies?|Don't Know]]\n\n[[One of my stalkers?|Don't Know]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>//"But but but I have aaaaasthma!"//\n\nThat <<else>>asthma <<endif>>didn't stop you when you were twelve: you ran track & field.\n\n<<if passage() != "Fine">>That <<else>>Asthma <<endif>>didn't stop you when you were eighteen: you got your black belt.\n\nYou've got the puffers and you can keep your asthma under control when you need to.\n\nTry another excuse.\n\n[[There's never enough time!|Enough Time]]\n\n[[Whatever. I'm done with this.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Great."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

See ya.<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>That's bullshit and you know it.\n\nY<<else>>y<<endif>>ou laze around for hours, watching TV or playing video games or sometimes both at once.\n\nAnd when you're not doing that, you're on the computer.\n\nYou could make the time.\n\n[[So is this all you got? I'm ugly because I'm fat?|Ugly]]\n\n[[I do not have time for this.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Do something better with your time, then."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Distracted? What an understatement.\n\nY<<else>>y<<endif>>ou habitually tab over to your browser in the middle of writing a line of code.\n\nYou sometimes go whole days doing nothing but rewatching the same YouTube videos just to avoid doing any sort of work.\n\nAnd it's not like you're only avoiding the stuff you don't like: you love coding! You love writing!\n\nAnd yet, it took you months to even finish this very Twine!\n\nSo what gives?\n\n[[I don't know.|Dunno]]\n\n[[Nothing.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Nothing it is, then."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

What's that supposed to mean?\n\n[[If I killed myself, I'd kill you.|I am you]]

<<if passage() != "Fine">>W<<else>>w<<endif>>here are you going to put your games?\n\n[[I'm out of games.|Not made any]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>So <<endif>>there's your best friend.\n\nThe one you rarely talk to.\n\nThe one whose calls you constantly avoid.\n\nDo I have to go on?\n\n[[What more is there to say?|Other Friends]]\n\n[[Get fucked.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Ignore me just like you ignore him."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

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All right then.\n\nGo away.\n\nFor real this time.\n\nClose the browser tab and leave me alone.<><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>To start, <<endif>>you're probably over three hundred pounds by now.\n\nYour waist keeps getting bigger and your pants keep getting tighter.\n\nWhen you look in the mirror at those sloppy rolls, I've seen you almost cry.\n\nYou remember what it was like to have a fit body and what you have now is the furthest thing from it.\n\n[[You're just trying to fat-shame me.|Fat-Shame]]\n\n[[That's it, I'm out.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Later, fatty."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>W<<else>>w<<endif>>hat do you mean, "all done"?\n\n[[This shit we made? This web site, these games? \n\nGone.|Off Steam]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>That's a good point, actually.\n\nW<<else>>w<<endif>>here are all your other friends?\n\nYou definitely made some in high school.\n\nYou certainly had some in university.\n\nWhere are they?\n\nYou don't even have them on Facebook.\n\n[[Life happened.|You Don't Talk]]\n\n[[You're wasting my time.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Please, get busy with whatever important thing you have left to do."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>L<<else>>l<<endif>>et's start with your apartment.\n\nYour kitchen counter is full of dirty dishes.\n\nYour bedroom has multiple piles of unwashed clothes.\n\nYour floor is always covered in cat fur.\n\nYou're too lazy to even clean up your place.\n\n[[I'm super busy with work.|Too Busy]]\n\n[[My apartment isn't a mess.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Fine, enjoy your squalor."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Egocentric. \n\nSelf-centered.\n\nY<<else>>y<<endif>>ou make everything about yourself.\n\n[[I still don't follow.|Self-centered]]\n\n[[Whatever.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Go ahead; leave in a huff."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Oh?\n\nAnd <<endif>>when was the last time you actually made something new?\n\n[[Uhm... beginning of 2015?|War Never Changes]]\n\n[[Never mind.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Giving up again... pathetic."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Don't even <<else>>don't <<endif>>tell me you never noticed how you respond to folks by telling them a story about your own experiences.\n\nOr how you try to comfort folks by saying "I'm so sorry" as if you could have done anything to help.\n\nOr how you jump at chances to go to conferences or be on podcasts even if you have nothing significant to say.\n\nFace it: you just love the sound of your own voice.\n\n[[I think you're exhaggerating.|Exhaggerating]]\n\n[[Fuck off.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Leave and be alone with yourself."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

I hate you.\n\n[[Okay.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Whatever."]]\n\n[[Why?|List]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Y<<else>>y<<endif>>ou sure seem to think a lot of people you barely even know.\n\nHow many of them have you called friends after just a couple of positive interactions?\n\nHow many betrayals have you felt from "friends" you barely knew in the first place?\n\nHow many of them have you ghosted or blocked after relatively minor disagreements?\n\n[[So I've been naive.|Naive]]\n\n[[Speaking of ghosting, I'm out.|Game Over][$endStatement = "So be it."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Really?\n\nThat's weird, because they <<else>>your friends <<endif>>still manage to keep in touch with each other.\n\nMaybe you're just lazy?\n\nOr maybe you just prefer the company of your online friends?\n\n[[What are you trying to say?|Online Friends]]\n\n[[Leave me alone.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Fine."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

Technically, you did.\n\nYou wrote this Twine, hosted it on your website, basically published an internal conversation about your self-loathing for all to see like the skeezy oversharer that you are.\n\nYou decide when this is done.\n\n[[Okay then. I guess it's done.|Done]]

Why are you back?\n\n<a style="color:#1288ef;">You saw everything there is to see.</a>\n\nI hate myself.\n\n<a style="color:#1288ef;">I'm out of games.</a>\n\nThere is nothing left to say.\n\n<a style="color:#1288ef;">G</a>o<a style="color:#1288ef;">o</a>d<a style="color:#1288ef;">b</a>y<a style="color:#1288ef;">e</a>.

You said you were done.\n\nSo here we are, done.\n\nDid you think you'd get to try again, as if this was some sort of video game?\n\nBegone.

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Just <<endif>>Google your damn name.\n\nHalf the results on the //first page// are posts about your little breakdowns.\n\nAny potential employer who looks you up is gonna know damn well what kind of image risk you pose to their company.\n\nIt's a wonder you even have a job now.\n\n[[I get mood swings, but I'm taking meds.|Meds]]\n\n[[Fuck Google, and fuck you.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Sure, okay, whatever."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>\n

<<if passage() != "Fine">>I don't know.\n\n<<endif>>I don't care.\n\n[[Clearly you do care|Do Care]]\n\n[[Who are you?|Who]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Oh, I think you do.\n\nI think you don't want to admit it to yourself.\n\nY<<else>>y<<endif>>ou refuse to get a handle on your work.\n\nYou consistently miss deadlines.\n\nYou take forever to do anything.\n\nNeed I say more?\n\n[[Yes, actually.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Seriously? How dense."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>\n\n[[No.|You Get It]]

<<if passage() != "Fine">>What, <<endif>>you don't know what a narcissist is?\n\n[[<a style="color:#139b12;">Look it up, asshole.</a>|https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/narcissist]]\n\n[[That doesn't seem to apply to me.|Egocentric]]\n\n[[I think you're the asshole.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Clearly I'm wasting my time."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Oh, <<else>>did <<endif>>you mean the one that looks like you made it in MS Paint?\n\nThe one that looks like it was drawn by damn child?\n\nThe one that has maybe fifteen minutes of decent content?\n\nThe one that got you fired?\n\nThe one you tried to milk for any modicum of attention you could get from it?\n\nGreat example, fuckface.\n\n[[But it made a lot of money.|Profits]]\n\n[[Fuck right off.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Well then."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

I can't count on both hands the number of public breakdowns you've had.\n\nAnd those are just the public ones!\n\nYou've completely ruined your name because you've shown everyone multiple times just how unstable you are.\n\n[[You're lying.|Lying]]\n\n[[I'm out of here.|Game Over][$endStatement = "So long."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Oh, <<endif>>you're gonna take your crap game off Steam then?\n\n[[... naw, that's way more hassle than it's worth.|Just this website]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() == "Start">>Oh, you're back. Wonderful.\n\n<<endif>>What do you want?\n\n[[I want to go back to where I left off.|Fine]]\n\n[[Never mind.|Never Mind]]

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<<if passage() != "Fine">>Yeah.\n\nT<<else>>the last thing you made was t<<endif>>wo fucking years ago.\n\nAnd it was a goddamn Twine that ripped off a card game.\n\nA card game so simple that little kids play it.\n\nWell done.\n\nSome fuckin' game dev you are.\n\n[[All right, I get the point.|List]]<><<set $badDev to true>><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Cool.\n\nG<<else>>g<<endif>>uess this is goodbye.\n\n[[Goodbye.|Goodbye]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Yeah? And how's that working out for you?\n\nOh wait - I already know.\n\nY<<else>>y<<endif>>ou've been on these meds for years and you're still all over the place.\n\nHow long did your last depressive episode last?\n\n[[Days.|Days]]\n\n[[Piss off.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Hey, fine."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

I Hate You

<<if passage() != "Fine">>E<<else>>e<<endif>>verything you've ever made is shit.\n\nEven before you started making games.\n\nAll your tabletop RPG writing? Shit.\n\nYour uninspired Breakout clone? Shit.\n\nYour tedious little Yoda Stories-wannabe thing? Shit.\n\nIt's all shit.\n\n[[Hey, there was that one game I made...|I Get This Call Every Day]]\n\n[[Fine, I get the point.|Game Over][$endStatement = "You really don't, but clearly I'm wasting my time."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>At last, some progress!\n\nBut you vastly understate the situation.\n\nYou're not just "not fine".\n\nY<<else>>y<<endif>>ou're a goddamned wreck.\n\n[[I guess you're right.|List]]<><<set $emotional to true>><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

[[What, that's it? \n\nYou have nothing else to drag me for?|Nothing Else]]

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<<if passage() != "Fine">>Exactly. Days.\n\nAnd <<endif>>you still won't talk to your doctor.\n\nYou still won't see someone more qualified.\n\nYou too damned chickenshit to get the help you obviously need.\n\n[[I'm fine.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Keep lying to yourself."]]\n\n[[I'm not fine.|Not Fine]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

I did.\n\n[[So, do you want me to improve myself?|Do not care]]\n\n[[Grovel for apologies from everyone I've hurt?|Do not care]]\n\n[[Become a completely different person?|Do not care]]\n\n[[Hell, would you rather I just kill myself?|Kill yourself]]

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Oh, <<endif>>let's forgot the belly and the multiple chins and the tiny dick for a second.\n\nHow about we talk about that shit neckbeard you rarely clean up?\n\nOr a wardrobe that consists of increasingly ratty t-shirts and ill-fitting jeans?\n\nOr how nearly everything you own smells like cat piss?\n\nFace it: you're a great white hideous mess.\n\n[[... I don't have anything to say to that.|List]]<><<set $fatUgly to true>><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>T<<else>>t<<endif>>here's nothing left to say.\n\nThat was the list of reasons why I hate you.\n\n[[And what do you want me to do with this information?|Do Next]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

[[Uh...|Me]]

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Look, <<endif>>I'm entitled to say my piece. You didn't have to listen.\n\nIf you wanted solutions, maybe you should have looked beyond yourself.\n\n[[Thanks for the advice, pal.|Are we done]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>D<<else>>d<<endif>>on't try to deflect with your social justice vocabulary.\n\nYou know I'm right.\n\nYou eat like a pig and you never exercise.\n\nYou're getting fatter and it's taking a toll on your health.\n\n[[But I have asthma.|Asthma]]\n\n[[Watch me exercise my right to leave this conversation.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Wow, big man with the big pun."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>W<<else>>w<<endif>>e both know that's a lie.\n\nEven when you aren't working part-time, you still have at least two days off a week.\n\nYou could be doing dishes.\n\nYou could be doing laundry.\n\nYou could clean up your life.\n\n[[I keep getting distracted.|Distracted]]\n\n[[You don't know what my schedule is like.|Game Over][$endStatement = "I'm not going to waste my time if you're just going to lie to me."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>I honestly do not care.\n\nI might be you, but <<endif>>I'm not invested enough in our own well-being to have any advice for you.\n\nAfter all, and I hope you haven't missed my point on this:\n\n//I hate you.//\n\n[[Right. You mentioned.|What To Do 2]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<$endStatement>>\n\nGood bye.\n\nGo away.\n\n''GAME IS OVER''\n\n[[Wait.|Wait]]

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Yeah? Y<<else>>y<<endif>>our shitty little game made money?\n\nDid it make enough that you can stop working?\n\nI didn't think so.\n\nBesides, most folk who gave you anything did so out of pity.\n\nThey didn't want your game.\n\nYou were just charity.\n\n[[At least I've made something.|Made Something]]\n\n[[I don't have to listen to this.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Fine, saves me the trouble of wasting my breath."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if $listIterator == 1 && passage() == "Fine">>here's a list.\n\n<<elseif $listIterator == 1 && passage() != "Fine">>Here's a list.\n\n<<elseif $listIterator != 1 && passage() == "Fine">>\n\n<<endif>><<if $badFriend is false>>- [[<a style="color:#139b12;">You're a shitty friend</a>|Bad Friend]]\n<<else>><>\n<<endnobr>><<endif>><<if $lazy is false>>- [[<a style="color:#139b12;">You're so fucking lazy</a>|Lazy]]\n<<else>><>\n<<endnobr>><<endif>><<if $emotional is false>>- [[<a style="color:#139b12;">You're an emotional wreck</a>|Emotional Wreck]]\n<<else>><>\n<<endnobr>><<endif>><<if $narcissist is false>>- [[<a style="color:#139b12;">You're a narcissist</a>|Narcissist]]\n<<else>><>\n<<endnobr>><<endif>><<if $badDev is false>>- [[<a style="color:#139b12;">You act like you're an experienced game dev when you haven't made shit</a>|Bad Dev]]\n<<else>><>\n<<endnobr>><<endif>><<if $fatUgly is false>>- [[<a style="color:#139b12;">You're a fat lazy ugly fuck</a>|Fat Ugly]]\n<<else>><>\n<<endnobr>><<endif>>\n[[<<$listEndResponse[$listIterator - 1]>>|Game Over][$endStatement = "By all means, leave and continue to be garbage."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>H<<else>>h<<endif>>ow many ways can I tell you that I do not care what you do from here?\n\n[[So then... what was the point of all this?|The point]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>It's not like you've changed or grown in the time since.\n\nC<<else>>c<<endif>>an you honestly tell me you don't get upset when you tweet out something vulnerable and get zero response?\n\nDid you forget how you jump into other people's conversations to make a joke?\n\nOr the way you refresh your Twitter mentions constantly in the hope that someone has noticed you?\n\nAre you going to pretend you don't try to make everything about you?\n\n[[Whatever, I get your point.|List]]<><<set $narcissist to true>><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<>\n\n<<set $listEndResponse = [\n"I don't have time for this.",\n"Seriously? I REALLY don't have time for this.",\n"I'm not putting up with any more of this.",\n"I sat through half of this shit, I won't sit through any more.",\n"No. No more.",\n"I won't entertain you for this last one. I'm done.",\n"If you're seeing this, something went wrong. Whoops."\n]>>\n\n<<endnobr>><<if $lastPassage == 0>><<display Warning>><<elseif $lastPassage == "Never Mind">><<display Never>><<elseif $lastPassage == "Goodbye">><<display Finished>><<else>><<display Wait>><<endif>>\n

<<if passage() != "Fine">>So just this website, then?<<else>>you're just taking your stuff off this website, then?<<endif>>\n\nWow. Big gesture.\n\n[[Whatever. I'm still doing it.|Out of games]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

Yes.\n\n[[Huh.|Yeah]]

Yeah.\n\n[[Well... what do you want me to do with this information?|What To Do]]

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Y<<else>>y<<endif>>ou get it.\n\nYou understand.\n\nYou're lazy.\n\n[[I guess I am.|List]]<><<set $lazy to true>><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Wow, <<endif>>you really don't have a clue, huh?\n\nI'll give you a hint: I'm none of those.\n\n[[Wait, but that means you're...|Uh]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Look. A<<else>>a<<endif>>re we done here?\n\n[[Uh... you tell me. You started this.|You did]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

I //am// you, asshole!\n\n[[That's what I said.|Are we done]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<h1>WARNING</h1>\n\nThe following contains:\n\ncoarse language\nfat-shaming\nsuicide references\n\n[[I understand & wish to continue.|I Hate You]]

Finally.\n\n[[It's all done.|All done]]

<<if passage() != "Fine">>All right, fine.\n\nObviously I <<else>>I do <<endif>>care enough to tell you all these reasons that I hate you.\n\nBut I mean, I hate you.\n\nI'm not abivalent about you.\n\nI really, really hate you.\n\n[[I still don't understand. Why do you care?|Who]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>But <<endif>>you haven't made anything in years.\n\nYou've been "out of games" for a long while now.\n\n[[I suppose you're right.\n\nNow it's official.|Official]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>W<<else>>w<<endif>>hat do you mean?\n\n[[If you didn't care, you wouldn't have made this list.|Do Care 2]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Whoa.\n\nWHOA.\n\nwhoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa\nwhoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa\nwhoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa\nwhoa whoa whoa whoa whoa //whoa// whoa whoa\nwhoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.\n\nNo.\n\nStop right there.\n\n<<endif>>I am not, would //never be// suggesting suicide.\n\nNever.\n\nGodsdamn.\n\nFuck.\n\n[[All right, I get it. You are me, after all.|Supposed to mean]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $lastPassage>><<endnobr>>\n

Fine.\n\nSo as I was saying, <<display $lastPassage>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>Naive? ''//Naive?//''\n\nYou're fucking ''destructive''.\n\nYou ''know'' how cooler heads have had to deal with the fallout of your flameouts.\n\nY<<else>>y<<endif>>ou're a real fucking piece of work.\n\nIt's no wonder you have so few actual friends.\n\nAnd it's only a matter of time before you drive them away too.\n\n[[Stop talking about this.|List]]<><<set $badFriend to true>><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>

<<if passage() != "Fine">>D<<else>>d<<endif>>o you remember when you were sixteen, and you made a website for the punk band you were in?\n\nRemember how you put "Brampton's #1 punk band" on there?\n\nWithout talking to your bandmates?\n\nDespite the fact that you had no songs, never played a show, and you didn't even have a drum kit?\n\n[[That was so long ago.|Long Ago]]\n\n[[Oh fuck off.|Game Over][$endStatement = "Whatever."]]<><<if passage() != "Fine">><<set $lastPassage to passage()>><<endif>><<remember $badFriend, $lazy, $emotional, $narcissist, $badDev, $fatUgly, $lastPassage, $listIterator>><<endnobr>>